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Laser Beam Protection Shirt - Blue Umbrella - Conspiracy Theory Shirt
Laser Beam Protection Shirt - Blue Umbrella - Conspiracy Theory Shirt
Laser Beam Protection Shirt - Blue Umbrella - Conspiracy Theory Shirt
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Laser Beam Protection Shirt - Blue Umbrella - Conspiracy Theory Shirt

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This shirt is the perfect blue and theoretically, should keep you protected from laser beams and wildfires. Everyone knows about the blue tarps and certian shades of blue did not burn or somehow were protected in the "wildfires" of Maui.  Now, the question is do you need a blue shirt AND money to be kept safe?  Let's hope the truth comes out one day- in the meantime - get your blue laser beam protection shirt.

Shirt is for entertainment purposes only - not meant to actually protect you from laser beams. No one should forget what happened and is happening in Maui. Much love to Maui and we truly hope that the truth is exposed and the people of Hawaii get their due justice for what happened.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49

* This shirt runs fitted and does shrink a little in the wash. Please pick the next size up if you want your shirt loose.